Category Archives: Pantheon of Chaos

See You Later Alligator

Just a quick one today but this reptilian beastman (as opposed to a lizardman) has been sitting on my desk waiting to be finished for what seems like absolutely ages. A couple of days ago I realised that despite work on him stalling completely he really only needed another twenty minutes or so to be completed – and thus inspired I knuckled down.

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Amongst the various projects I have planned – but which are as yet untouched – I’d like to paint up an old school chaos warband based around the Knightmare Miniatures range, and so this cantankerous looking crocodile will hopefully be joined in due course by a savage brotherhood. Probably not for a while though as I’m trying to tame my spirit animal, the hobby butterfly, and focus on a few key projects for the time being.


The True King Of Beasts

Behold the noble unicorn! Wild and untameable, glorious to look upon, ferocious in battle and irresistible to the opposite sex – no wonder we Scots hold it in such high regard! All too often however they’re portrayed as fey, shy and ever so slightly sparkly creatures, gentle, elegant and fairly harmless, with an intimate knowledge of rainbows and not a hint of the savage sexuality that has been inspiring artists from Albrecht Dürer to the Gardens of Hecate (and before you click on either link it’s safe to assume they’re probably not safe for work).

This model however is less a unicorn and more a beastman, also notoriously wild and sexual creatures. Somehow, however, he comes across as just on the right side of noble, albeit still with a healthy dose of independence and feral ferocity.

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The model originates from the Pantheon of Chaos range by Knightmare Miniatures, which makes him a natural pair up for this clothes-phobic barbarian.

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Deep within the forest two beastmen, one foul, one noble, battle for territory.

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What Is Best In Life?

With so many projects on the go I’m trying to keep my focus and avoid veering off into any more new territory, at least until I’ve cleared my desk a little. However I couldn’t resist painting up at least one of the models from the Greenskin Wars kickstarter, the barbarian hero. Something about him reminds me of Hirad Coldheart from the Chronicles of the Raven (well worth a read if you’re in need of some old-school cheese) more than Conan.Then again, when it comes to recognisable blog titles Hirad just isn’t as wonderfully quotable.

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I went for a dark, tanned skin tone – I figured a man who lives almost exclusively outdoors and fears nothing except wearing a shirt wouldn’t be particularly pasty or pale.

Greenskin Wars Barbarian Convert or Die (2)

Fan’s of old-school greenskins take note; Greenskin Wars is currently having another kickstarter. There’s still a few days to go before it runs out and in the meantime there’s the chance to pick up several of the models from the last round alongside new stuff like the hobgoblins and bugbears. Speaking from my own experience the service I’ve received has been excellent and the quality of the models is outstanding so if you were on the fence about this one I really do recommend it.